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TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


Safety First -




PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




AWWW - he just wants a hug




SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -




CROSS TOWN TRAFFIC -


TAGS: afghanistan road sweeping
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
nice, gen 1 mraps, d9 bulldozers, must be a route clearice, eod, or sappers.
awesomeflame - December 15, 2010, 12:20 am
heres a 10th vote :)
baldigus - December 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
that brings back some memorys.


CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.




IT'S HOT OUT THERE -


TAGS: us heat wave coping
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

mumbles181 - August 23, 2011, 8:09 pm
It's not an official heat wave till someone asks, on facebook, "Is it h** enough yet?"
Budog - July 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Does beer count as fluids? Think about it, fluids and a liquid sandwich all in one!


INTANGIBILITY -


TAGS: grasping the present
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - January 25, 2015, 8:36 am
..just like things in my mind
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 1:00 pm
I don't really like cats...but I love when they are confused...thanks for the 5L giggle this morning!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 10:51 am
Sister Has A Cat Just Like That Guy Good One GaryO Keep Up The Good Work.


BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by hootizz

hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


REMIND THEM -


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Ism

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:43 pm
...And I'll show you a woman that's [most likely] "'good-looks'-impaired"!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mis*****es house with your p**** extension.


THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ruin11thHour

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target sh** grouping therapy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better sh** than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are d*** fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by smcculley

caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


HAROLD CAMPING - You've just been punk'd !!!


TAGS: harold camping you ve been punk d
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 1:36 pm
Punk'd...by L. Ron Hubbard!


6TH GRADE FOR FACEPLANT - was a pretty typical year


TAGS: a pattern is developing
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
He meant "typical" in the sense that it was your fourth try at 6th grade.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:26 pm
Hey now, cmon! They had to remove that thing after my incident, they found that the springs were not to code when placed in a playground where helmet kids such as myself might play on them!


MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


MORDOR -


TAGS: mordor challenge accepted fapping
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:09 am
The Blind thing is A Lie !
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:21 am
you will be blind before you get there hammy
Henna - September 16, 2010, 9:08 am
Love it! 5 fap-hands


SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is k****
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That ra** means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed ra** (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: ***e
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed ***e I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging


TAGS: viking karaoke raping pillaging
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by lovenlife44

screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
I suppose that depends on what you're into...
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:20 am
The Emigrant Song?


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


C-L-A-S-S -




TO PROTECT AND SERVE -




YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




COW TIPPING -


TAGS: sign cow tipping car wytch
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2011, 5:11 pm
d*** Right!! Is that an import?....A f***ing Toyota?....I'm gonna f*** that Toyota good...step back!
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:56 am
IN SOVIET RUSSIA COW TIP YOU!


SPRING FORWARD -




NOFX, YOU'RE STILL PUNK - Mike and Hefe, Try a Slimfast. Just Cause it's called "Fat Wreck Chords"Is no reason to go all "Elvis the last years" on us


TAGS: talk about creeping out sarah
Rating: 1.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
"My name is fat mike I'm obsessed with big les*****, I've been a punk rocker for most of my life. I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat, but that's how I hit'em with a hook or a slice." Funny thing is melvin and smelly are scrawny.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 8:32 pm
NO XL


CAMPING -




To All Customers -


TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


FIRESTARTER -


TAGS: camping matches hanks excited
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Bull

Derek - March 24, 2011, 1:47 am
Wilson will know the answer.
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:15 am
Love Tom Hanks! *sigh*


nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.




JAPANESE WOMEN -




HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL….. - Only her hairdresser knows for sure


TAGS: peeping carpet match dra**s
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spanko1

vbattaile - November 17, 2012, 8:54 am
Hahahaha..... awesome


ZOMBIES - Like us you thought they were still human. But all they are... is repetitive memory... Driven by the simplest of urges.




SUCCESS -


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by forseti

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:55 am
and then g5t away with h5lf his as*ets plus 5limony ahahah


THE OLD SWIMMING HOLE -


TAGS: skinny dipping
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - March 8, 2010, 11:47 pm
Thanks kids.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Excellent Iceman, 5Ls.
sickartist - March 8, 2010, 10:57 pm
Greybeards rule..... 5L


END OF THE WORLD? - Nope, just the end of your savings account.


TAGS: rapture harold camping
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TheBob

Master - May 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
His "church" (in Oakland, near San Francisco) was locked up, tight. A bunch of people who came from Maryland were extremely disappointed---and ANNOYED.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 11:11 am
Ooopss!! Now he says it's going to be Oct 21, 2011 - Forgot to carry the one?
FatherTyme - May 23, 2011, 8:07 pm
I think he just did it for the lulz...


SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.


TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


LEAPING - THROW YOUR HEART OVER THE FENCE AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW... HOPEFULLY!




VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




Stereotypes -




MONEY -


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:49 am
interesting point! ;)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:58 am
r5ght for the woman, but what man in his right mind will pay $2 for an item he can get on *bay from the woman who bought it for 1 buck and didn't need it in the first place ?? lol


CRICKET - It's all about ass whooping...literally!


TAGS: india pakistan cricket ass whooping
Rating: 4.09/5

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caveman - May 11, 2012, 9:55 pm
Would also go well on sporting breakdown


CAMPING - YOUR TENT OR MINE?


TAGS: camping
Rating: 2.86/5

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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! -


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct ***e
Rating: 1.36/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the ***e comes off


INTERNET DATING -


TAGS: keeping it unreal
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:44 pm

No. I threw it away when I came to...
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)


BRANCHING OUT -




LANDSCAPING -




HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...




MISTAKES -


TAGS: mistakes stepping stones failure
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:19 pm
*caught@work productions
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
If you like true demotivational posters, check out despair.com and also a website called caudht@work productions. The posters there aspire to be true demotivators. Hope that helps.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
thx Mr. Temp.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
But to all posters (n.), don't stop what you're doing. At least one person, somewhere thinks your poster is funny. Even if it never makes it past the moderator.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:40 pm
Based on the artistic style and content of real motivational posters, this is a TRUE de-motivational poster. One of the few I've seen on this site. There is plenty of funny stuff on here, but i consider this a true de-motivational. Just my opinion.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:05 am
It's great how everyone on this site jerks ron off for absolutely nothing. Its even better when everyone on this site rages when someone states an opinion that isn't parallel with their own. Seriously though, ronsart I hope you don't quit your day job..
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Poophead knows what I think of him...must be boyfriend junkie of exwife...lol Thanks everyone of you for positive comments...appreciated very much! Th
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
these hate-filled Timmies: f*** the f***ing f***ers!
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Ron, I don't get why you are being attacked so blindly. This one is totally in the demotivational line. I have a favorite word because it can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, and an exclamation. Let me use that word as advice when dealing with
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
Rerun...I was just "seconding the motion" as it were and agreeing with you. Definitely wasn't saying that to you...you are a healthy participant in this Motifake madness we call a website. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 25, 2009, 10:40 pm
This is one of the better demotivational posters ever made, and anyone who says different just doesn't get it. Perhaps the timmies should go back to playing pokemon.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm

LD - My comments were not directed at you...they were directed at ****head...but you do offer excellent advice.
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:26 pm
Put up or STFU. Make some funny posters instead of just b****in' or GTFO.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 2:30 pm

I consider myself as part of the "inner circle: and I don't have any top 10 motifakes, thus your argument is full of ****, as is your name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 1:36 pm
Based on Alex and Pit-head's contributions to the motifake "pool" it's safe to say that any insult to Ron's posters is, in fact, a compliment. If someone who loves Taco Bell compliments your lasagne, is it really going to be a point of pride?
Shithead - April 25, 2009, 10:47 am
I agree with Alex. I'm also getting tired of the 'inner circle' of motifake, where about 60% of all top rated motifails are made by about 5 people. What's worse is that they aren't even funny, they're just stupid inside jokes or serious motifakes.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:02 am
This is a first rate parody, and to be a parody it has to resemble its target as much as possible.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:01 am
Alex, Ron has taken a cliche "Stepping stones to ..." "Success" "Financial Security" etc. and flipped it around entirely. So the jaunty way that cliche reads to those who are all too familar with it takes you to the opposite of RON's punchline: failure.
Alex - April 24, 2009, 10:55 am
When will you get out of this site ? This is motifake, for fake motivationals, if you want to post oh so deep motivators go somewhere else!
RON - April 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
THANK YOU SIRS! I have to many RON haters to have any poster stay on any level...slowly but surely...down voted...reason have others on top..done by hackers way back when...but do really appreciate comments and votes...ur good men...now get back to work!
agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
Perfection.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 8:05 pm
Not just good. Great.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 7:58 pm
I agree. This is good. So why isn't it even on the top-rated page?
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm
woohoo just what's been missing!
mooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:54 am
I agree with Cubby. This is what this site is all about.......5 Lions
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 11:47 am
Truly a demotivator...thanks Ron for making my day...LOL


ARMY - As Always sleeping while the marines do all the work.


TAGS: army marines sleeping
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by tony

hex - June 6, 2009, 11:00 pm
yeah, right because marines don't sleep right? hoorah!


jumping through hoops -


TAGS: jumping through hoops
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:47 am
Little, that times is known as divorce...teehee


If you're not with me when I'm failing -




ROCKS -


TAGS: courage step obstacle stepping stone
Rating: 4.75/5

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CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 10:55 am
and I should proof read what I write...
steph1 - May 25, 2011, 10:53 am
thanks baked - very kind of you
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 10:02 am
You should change your name should to steph5 :)


GERMANY -


TAGS: tank jumping ramp crowd
Rating: 4.17/5

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GySgt1811a - October 28, 2011, 6:12 pm
Good poster COMM. I'm one of those jerks that when you ask the time I tell you how to build a watch. Just pat me on the head and say, "There, there, now." (Oh, BTW, 5 thrown tracks.)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 12:05 am
I have no idea what the tanks were called back then. All I know is Germany was famous for having the tanks so I thought it was a german tank.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 10:46 pm
Fantastic how the Krauts cammied that Panzer to look like an American M-3 Stuart!


WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.


TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

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KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?


HOBO GRILL - HOBOKEN, NJ




POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.


TAGS: politics obama president democrats wire***ping funny true
Rating: 3.28/5

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knowitall - October 22, 2009, 10:37 am
i'll be the first to say it, "Fuk Obama" and the red horses he rode in on...he is a lying piece of chit who will say anything to further his self serving agenda. and his wife looks like a fukin wookie!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:49 pm
Perfect example of the difference between you and me. You "hated Bush", I don't hate Pres Obama, I hate his policies and that is what I go after. You're to tied to the liberal party line to see the distinction. I'm done with your stupidity.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:19 am
I hated Bush, but respected his office. Unlike you who is just so mad that your party was ousted due to incompetance. The same will happen with Obama in 2012 or 2016 and the whole roller coaster will start again.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:17 am
Unlike you, my opinions dont change based on whether or not my PARTY, (of which i am neither) is in office. I was against it with Bush, and I remain against it now. But i can disagree, yet still respect the office.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:07 am
Regardless if the wire-***ping and other Patriot Act aspects were communist etc. then what is your defense of Obama carrying all of them during his admin. At best by your statement, Obama is equally communist, dictatorial, and fascist. Consistency? No?
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:05 am
Are you calling me a liar now? I thought you were above name calling. Guess not. What you believe about me is irrelevant, but my positions are based on my research and what I've learned through service of this nation. You seem to base it on hate blogs.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:02 am
Puh-lease! You were made privy to information, that is laughable. The wire-***ping and many aspects of the patriot act are FAR more communist, dictatorial, and fascist than anything Obama has done so far.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:45 am
Constitutional under Bush remain silent now that their savior is still pressing forward with it. They haven't even apologized to Bush, the hypocrites. Just shows the media is in the tank.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:43 am
down the Brooklyn Bridge. People need to understand you don't rely on single source intel. You combine intel from multiple sources. I'm glad BHO kept this tactic for GWOT. I'm most concerned that the far-left and media who claimed this was un-
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:41 am
I was made privvy to (probably a small portion) some of the info collected. This program saved lives. In fact, one of its unclas victories was that wire ***ping plus water-boarding Kalid Sheik Mohammed both created evidence that uncovered a plot to bring
Jmac0585 - August 10, 2009, 6:45 pm
LD is correct. When a candidate makes promises, they don't have all the info that a president has. It may be that he got in office, was made aware of certain things, then "forgot" that promise for the sake of safety.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 4:24 pm
Sure it was! Example: "Should I bomb Saddam?" *shakes 8 ball* "Absolutely!"...."Is Osama dead?" *Shakes 8 ball* "Ask again later"...TOTALLY ACCURATE DB!!! LOL!
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 11:17 am
That's the problem with all the accusations made during the campaign...the decisions the Prez makes were based on intelligence that he saw and that wasn't available to others - only a few select members of Congress get briefed on everything he sees!
motifake - August 10, 2009, 10:51 am

You know what really worries me? When someone like Obama flip/flops on an issue like this, it really makes you wonder about what he heard when he got full access. It had to be some scary **** this program uncovered for him to keep it around.
bob - August 10, 2009, 10:46 am
you hit this right on the b***on!!
NO FUCK YOU FUCK GUEST - August 10, 2009, 10:33 am
Whats with the double standards f*** WTFO? So I'm supposed to GTFO when Obama is in office but when President Bush was in office it was ok?!?!?!??!?!?
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 4:14 am
You are such an ignorant prick that your "yelling" rant doesn't deserve an answer. STFU, Timmy.
FUCK WTFO - July 28, 2009, 8:02 pm
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:35 am
is now continuing the program. It is just another example of how the left uses lies and smear tactics to gain control. Everything is fair game for a Dem but if a Rep does the same thing he's "hitler". The far left is full of **** and this proves it.
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:34 am
I have always claimed that the wire-***ping program was legal and the right thing to protect the nation, even when the far left loons claimed it violated the Constitution (which it doesn't). My beef is those same hypocrites are now silent since their guy
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:09 am
So yer now faulting Obama for being "right like Bush"? You actually want the media to make it harder for Obama to do the RIGHT thing? What you claim is the right thing for your country? Huh?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:05 am
True statement, LD. What gets me is the media's change in tone on the exact same topic. They attacked Bush for destroying Constitutional rights of Americans yet they are silent about Obama's use of the wire-***ping program. HYPOCRITES! Where's your balls?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 11:05 am
It was easy for these guys to sit back and take sh**s at Bush. Just because he didn't declassify everything and explain to them (with 1-syllable words) WHY he did things doesn't make the decisions wrong. Obama is finding that out now!
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:57 am
the program even farther. Nothing yet. I guess they are afraid of being called 'racist' for challenging the President's positions. I don't expect an apology. The left, including the POTUS is far too arrogant to admit they were wrong.
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:56 am
strangely silent on the annointed one's decision). I just wanted to see if any of the lefties on this site that stated Bush violated the Constitution with the wire ***ping had the testicular fortitude to keep that position now that Pres Obama is expanding
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:54 am
He appears to be getting better on a few national defense issues which is good. I agree with not releasing those ph**os the ACLU asked for, the continuation of the wire ***ping, restarting the military tribunals (which the Dems attacked Bush for but are
Mark - May 16, 2009, 6:19 pm
WTFO - Owing GWB an apology will be a debt that goes unpaid by the Democrats, much like their taxes. I think we'll see more reversal from BHO (like the tribunals) as time goes by and his OJT progresses. I just hope he learns quickly.
Cheech - May 16, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ole Flip Flop Obama is too arrogant to admit he was wrong. I just hope when these 4 years are over the country realizes they were wrong in electing him.
Sean - May 11, 2009, 1:41 am
Uhm, far right of center actually. Libertarian. So ... when Obama extracts his pate from his sun-don't-shine place, he appears to dislike the aroma. When W. does it, he wears what, in Texas, is called a "****-eating grin." Got it. Loud and clear.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 1:24 am
Still no takers on this one, huh? The silence is deafening from my left-of-center friends.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
I know this may be ill advised, but I was hoping to see some good debate on this poster. Since during the election campaign, candidate Obama pounded President Bush for what he called "illegal" wire ***ping. Now he's even extending the program.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:13 am
Found a great video with Obama voter interviews. Worth the 10 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8


JOB APPLICATION - Make sure that Dumbo Dropping is pushing elephant out of a plane next time.




Shop Till You Drop -


TAGS: shopping
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:05 am
That'll work! Keep her mind on ummm other things! ROTFL, JW! Tooooo funny! 5 L!


Zipping -




constipation -


TAGS: just helping
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - March 8, 2015, 9:16 pm
To be honest Prissy, I've done the door version. When I saw this take on that old standby, I just HAD to share it and my reaction when I saw it? 'That'll scare the 'shift' outa ya!' Too funny to keep to myself! You should see what I do with pop rocks!!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:22 pm
Dizz...why does this poster seem to reek of 5L personal experience? Mental note to self...use the gas station bathroom before dizz invites me over for that coffee.


COLLEGE - Here's your map.




WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES -


TAGS: camping creepy dating occupy patience
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

n1


FALLING DOWN -


TAGS: shopping spree
Rating: 4.67/5

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Haarakkon - July 28, 2010, 2:32 pm
Thanks. THIS is what happens when I go to town and find out Duracell sells a "wireless charger" for a hundred bucks, and I can't even find a good old-fashioned regular d*** universal adapter for 20. Sigh.
Sean - July 22, 2010, 2:20 pm
*Haar
Sean - July 22, 2010, 2:18 pm
I love a good Rantifake. Super groovy, Harr, ya crotchety ol' bassturd!
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:36 am
Amsome Haar! 5L is a weak vote in comparison to what this poster deserves.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 12:53 am

thats phenomenal.


WOMAN THINKING - My husband says he will leave me if I don't stop shopping... God I will miss that man...




DREMAGNUM -


TAGS: dremagnum keeping in real
Rating: 3.62/5

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uglimusashi - February 20, 2010, 11:09 am
Drawn together? WRONGEST... SHOW.... EVER. title & inflections are deserved here
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
Anything?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
I'm not offended by anything
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:41 pm
Don't watch it if you're offendable. Whether that's easily offended or not.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
Nope, havent yet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
So, You don't drink at all Dre?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
Will do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
Dre, Download drawn together.....amesome animated reality show....so crude.....don't watch it with children,women or ethnics.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
I'm sober, always have been
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:37 pm
We played poker at TTH's last night.....I don't even remember coming home.....Hangover central.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 8:36 pm
glad you liked it
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:33 pm
Yep, same. Worked on homework all day, and slept away a hangover.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:33 pm
Doesnt look like my kind of dog either
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:32 pm
When im in my room, I just have this site up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 8:32 pm
But you remember the dog, Right Dre?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
God, we do creep here don't we? Always on, never actually commenting.
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
LMAO, however, I do not remember that chick at all
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 8:30 pm
And yet, he never calls in the morning. WHY DRE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY...


NARCISSISTS -




IRONY - Time to stock up, before the damn hoarders get it all.




MOTIFAKE'S CAMPING TRIP 2011 -


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)


Marriage -


TAGS: married enemies beds wars sleeping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thanks and right back at ya. Really enjoying yours dawg.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:36 pm
Excellent run of posters Miss P.


Real Women -


TAGS: real woman soaps camping
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 17, 2014, 5:20 pm
ahhh... kids, take a close look... The Sean style...it's always fun to watch it ;)


Never play -




attention -




VEHICULAR NARCOLEPSY -


TAGS: wyoming wind sleeping truck humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - December 20, 2013, 11:27 am

On a trip to Denver last winter, we counted 22 rigs sleeping by the side of the road on I-25~~and that was only the southbound lanes.
STP - December 20, 2013, 1:40 am
I first drove through Wyoming around this time back in 2008. Within 10 miles of crossing the state line, I found either two or three trucks tipped over just like this.
GaryO - December 11, 2013, 10:58 pm
AWWWW YEAHHHH!


KIDNAPPING - When holding someone hostage, please observe all posted safety signs.




HORSING AROUND - It was a good time until Rover tried stealing some of Ed's sugar cubes.




IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE... - Just roll me out of bed and call the undertaker in the morning.




PROCESSIONS -




SO, YOU TWO -




KEEPING COUNT..?? - No no no.., that is how many Mosquito's I have squashed... Honestly my Darling you are my first...


TAGS: bed post keeping count
Rating: 4.23/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 31, 2010, 9:12 am
ahahah nice


THUS SAYETH THE LORD - I smiteth thee down with a stroke dumb ass




BLACK FRIDAY - Brings out the truly aggressive bargain hunters.




FATHER IS PIMPING ME OUT - You too can buy your salvation with a generous donation and a few words




WEEPING WILLOWS - .oO




HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




THIS GUY - ...enjoys watching just a little too much.


TAGS: peeping hobbies nicholson
Rating: 3.73/5

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pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 1:34 pm
The psycho has an axe. I'd just let him watch all he wants.
MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 12:54 am
Thanks
AcidRain - July 16, 2012, 5:56 pm
Awesome.


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